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"Mark Twain Once Wrote ...": A Small Collection of Well-Known Quotes by Author Mark Twain
Mark Twain is perhaps the most well-known US author. Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens. Mark Twain was born in 1835. Twain died April 1910 in Redding, Connecticut.
Twain is most celebrated for his novels "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" (1876) and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (1884).
Twain was a well-regarded writer and is still often quoted in print and in speeches. We have arranged here a collection of his more famous quotations for your pleasure.
The Mark Twain Quotations (source) ...
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run.
Carlyle said, "A lie cannot live"; it shows he did not know how to tell them.
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money.
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
A man is accepted into church for what he believes--and turned out for what he knows.
The rule is perfect in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. - Notebook, 1908
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others--and less trouble. - speech, 1906
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Time cools, time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
Mark Twain in Print: Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Australia
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